"daddy drinks because you cry"
(the press page)

 
  •   PUNKTASTIC, January 2005 (johnny-come-lately e-zine review)
  •   METAL HAMMER, September 2004 (feature)
  •   TERRORIZER (opens a new window), September 2004 (feature)
  •   TERRORIZER, September 2004 (album review)
  •   KERRANG, July 2004 (album review)
  •   ROCK SOUND, September 2004 (album review)
  •   THE BIG CHEESE, July 2004 (album review)
  •   DROWNED IN SOUND, July 2004 (online album review)
  •   TERRORIZER, September 2004 (free cd blurb)
  •   BBC, July 2004 (radio airplay)
  •   XFM, July 2004 (radio airplay)
  •   FIRESIDEOMETER, July 2004 (album review)
  •   FIREFLY RECORDINGS, July 2004 (website promo)














  • january 2005, online e-zine


    Gay for Johnny Depp - Erotically Charged Dance Songs for the Desperate
    Reviewed: 31st January 2005

    Having released this over six months ago, it is hard to understand why it escaped Punktastics radar for so long having been released on one of the foremost labels in the UK, Firefly. The four piece constructed from certain members of Garrison and Instruction have created a four track EP which is as much complete madness as it is utter genius. Sounding like the diseased offspring of ‘Daughters’ and ‘The Blood Brothers’ it creates an unnerving atmosphere from start to finish with the constant barrage of noise and distortion that comes the way of the listener.

    Lasting a mere 10.39, it actually seems half that as it doesn’t let up a notch with opener ‘Kill the cool kids’ beginning in frantic and stylised fashion. While sounding like a musical metaphor for a descent into insanity it simultaneously shits over their rivals essentially sticking two fingers up at the doubters. ‘Lights Out’ begins with a similarly frenzied riff before lighter sections are finally introduced and proves the standout amongst the quartet on show. ‘She said “I like this one”’ proves the closest thing to a more traditional song on display as political overtones and the lyric “freedom is slavery” make a lasting impact. ‘At least be a target’ continues where the former left off while ‘He loved it so much he went mad’ proves a rather disturbing closer with the constant repetition proving something altogether more sinister, if that is possible.

    The vocals are executed well, everything is tightly performed, and Gay for Johnny Depp is one of the finest damn names I think I have ever heard. This is the kind of release that keeps you believing that not everything is sugar coated in our punk rock world, and with ‘Erotically Charged Dance Songs for the Desperate’ we have found the biggest sarcastic wave to date for all other ‘art-punk’ fans out there.

    Jay


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    september 2004, issue #64

    "my hand is not in my pants... oh wait, yes it is"
    --f. cokboi





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    september 2004, issue






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    review by chris at firesideometer.com

    7/5/2004

    Now I’ll be honest. The only reason I picked up this five-track EP was the band’s name. Gay for Johnny Depp is quite possibly the best new band name of the last two years. It’s tongue-in-cheek, maybe, but it lets you know exactly what to expect.

    Despite drawing its members from from hardcore rock heroes Garrison and Instruction, GFJD sound nothing like either, and are the antithesis of everything the genre represents. You can’t fail to be impressed by ECDSFTD’s unique mixture of great songs, homoerotic sexual behaviour and highly-entertaining spoken-word excerpts.

    The record kicks off with the frenetic and frankly fantastic ‘Kill the Cool Kids’, its pseudo dance rhythms, sexy voiceover and searing guitar interplay coming on like the bastard offspring of Converge and Bleach-era Nirvana.

    ‘Lights Out’ maintains the musical theme but is even more manic, alternating between quiet/loud guitars and screamed/sung vocals. First single ‘She Said, “I Like This One”’ has great indie credibility and the potential to send them stratospheric, but it probably won’t.

    Gay for Johnny Depp will undoubtedly not be to everyone’s tastes, but unlike the members' other bands, which are hit and miss at the best of times, ECDSFTD is solid. It’s a perfect slice of homoerotic hardcore that you really don’t need to be gay to enjoy.
    8.5

    -Chris


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    G.F.J.D. Seizes the airwaves on the UK radio station Xfm.
    We were played on a show called X-Posure August 11th, along with a random mess of fellow miscreants.

    X-Posure's playlist here


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    july 2004 issue - review by ben myers



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    showing the world we are tuff-gay
    terrorizer issue #120 (june 2004) - free cd blurb



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    kill the cool kids played by mary anne hobbs on the bbc radio one rock show
    right along with sepultura, jane's addiction and secret machines.
    she calls us her new favorite band... ain't that something,
    she's our new favorite dj.

    listen HERE (click on the july 14th or 28th show).


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    awesome drowned in sound review by mat hocking

     

    Yes, finally Firefly puts an end to our prolonged anticipation and lets us hear this fabled side project from – if rumours are to be believed – certain Deppsters of Instruction and Garrison - and boy, has it been worth the wait! Veering erratically from post-hardcore to pummelling metallic noise, back through to Indie-punk Erotically Charged… is a gloriously wreckless musical joyride through the cluttered underground ghetto of the current new breed of genre-less wonders that sees these five New Yorkers trailblaze a chaotic, hedonistic path of destruction, Back To The Future-style; mounting the kerb of predictability, smashing into The Locust and The Blood Brother’s trash cans and splashing a grimy puddle of discontent over the queue of the next identikit teen-angst wonders.

    With song titles like Kill The Cool Kids and At Least Be a Target it comes out at you short and sweet and with all the wide-eyed, vein-busting vitriol of Murder One / Medulla Nocte vocalist Paul Catton whilst simultaneously containing some spectacular bursts of melody amongst the more cathartic moments. A remarkable, breathtakingly fresh release Gay For Johnny Depp will give you the kind of art-rock suckerkiss that’ll leave you gasping for more.

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    yes, oh yes.

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    (review from the firefly recordings website)

    GAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP - "Erotically Charged Dance Songs For The Desperate"

    Shrouded in mystery comes the latest Firefly release in our long term plan to alienate ourselves from the record buying public! Who knows what the fuck this…4 shady New Yorkers who go by the names of Sid Jagger, Marty Leopard, Fabrizio Coxboi and Jeffrey James Samanen who may (or may not) be members of Instruction and Garrison, deliver up a musical fuck you to all the fakers and the shakers out there. 5 intense blasts of fucked up chaos that would sit nicely alongside the likes of Dillinger Escape Plan, Blood Brothers, Murder Of Rosa Luxembourg or the Locust.

    Is it a very short concept record about gay fantasies involving the titular Mr Depp? Is it a torrent of anti-Bush vitriol? Is it a lyrical stream of the deepest sexual issues from Marty Leopard? It’s possibly all this more. I can tell you what this isn’t though…it’s not the latest identikit fake mall punk bullshit that’s clogging up the pages of the rock press or the screens of the likes of Scuzz TV. Like Fireflies themselves…this record doesn’t last long but whilst it burns it burns fucking brightly!


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